Saturday, March 19, 2005

Being productive: dog hair

Since I don't work, don't drive, and am not finishing a dissertation, I'm basically home all day -- unless Gye Greene or his wife take me out. So, I do little things around the house -- sweep and such.

Today, realized that Gye Greene's dog shed a **lot**. Corgi. Crikey. Sweeping it up into the dustpan, and it just keeps coming and coming, filling up the wastebin. So much of it, it seems like a waste to just toss it. Thinking maybe I should save it up, knit a sweater. Of course, I'd have to learn how to knit -- but, hey! -- I've got time.


Gye Greene's wife thinks it's a little odd, but said it's fine with her as long as I keep my collection out on the verandah, rather than elsewhere in the house.

Friday, March 18, 2005

Our generation's "When JFK was shot"

AFAIK, I didn't hear this anywhere else -- which isn't to say someone else hasn't written about this, too:

I think 9-11 is our generation's "Where were you when you heard that Kennedy was shot?"

For me, I was living in an attic apartment in Everett. I had just whacked the snooze button on my clock radio, when I realized, "Eh! They said that SeaTac airport has been closed...?"

Turned on the t.v., and saw the footage.

And this eclipses what I would've **earlier** said was our generation's "JFK" question: "Where were you when you heard Kurt Cobain was dead?"

O.k., maybe only if you're into music, and/or from the Seattle area.

Answer: I was on my way to work at the South King County Mall when I heard it on the radio.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

St. Patrick's Day sadness

So, I was out on veranda, reading, when Gye Green came home all bummed. He'd **completely** forgotten that today was St. Patrick's Day -- gone to work without wearing ANYTHING green! Blue Converse low-tops, grey shorts, charcoal grey socks, white shirt with a blue pattern, black leather belt with his usual gear [camera, multitool, harmonica...]. But no green.

For Gye, this was a MAJOR dissapointment! St. Patrick's Day is like his Kwanzaa -- a celebration of everything green. He was SOOOO bummed!

But then, when he was getting ready for bed, he discovered that he'd been wearing green undies that day. So, he felt better.

Don't think I have a similar "special day of celebration." Maybe Abraham Lincoln's birthday [Feb. 12th]? (A very famous "tall guy.") Or certainly, my birthday (Sept. 7th -- same as Buddy Holly's!).

Also, a good exclamation!

Gye's sister e-mailed to all, noting that it would also make a good term of address: rather than "ya mangy varmits!", you can say, "awright, ya tick-carrying bandicoots..."

Good band name for Aussies

Gye Greene's family was e-mailing back and forth (I was CC'd -- because I'm like family, I guess). Gye's dad highlighted part of the conversation:

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> tick-carrying-bandicoots

A great name for a rock band!

--Gye's Dad

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Which is true. For you non-Aussies, here's a bandicoot:

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/mammals/marsupial/Bandicootprintout.shtml

If you live on acreage, the bandicoots wander around, carrying ticks -- which then get picked up by your dogs and cats. And sometimes, by humans (esp. if you're crawling around thru the shrubbery, e.g. pruning).

Darn those Tick-Carrying Bandicoots!!! (And their cranked-up amps, and their loud, loud guitars...) ;)

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Eratta: Twin Towers Explosion

Eratta: Just realized that the Twin Towers Explosion was 9/11, not 2/11. Hm. Odd mental glitch.

But it would **still** make a good band name.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Learning Through Patience and Perseverance

Gye Greene came home all excited today.

Since 2/11/05 -- no relation to the Twin Towers Explosion [which would be an excellent band name] -- he's been practicing juggling at work. Just a few minutes each day: around ten minutes most days, while he's waiting for his lunch to microwave in the tea room (i.e. for the Yanks, "the breakroom"), and sometimes one or two sessions of 2-3 minutes out in the hall, if he thinks of it, while he's waiting for something to compile. Just enough to maintain a semi-regular regimen of practice, but short enough doses to avoid frustration.

As he says it, he started off "totally stink-o" [a Grandpa Woode phrase], but is now "on the cusp... of competence."

GG started this up because he always wanted to learn how to juggle: A good party trick. His dad juggles, and GG says his younger brother (good athlete, good coordination), picked it up in just a few minutes. GG, on the other hand, tried on a number of occassions, but ended up frustrated.

But in February, while going through some boxes at home, he re-discovered the cube-shaped juggling beanbags that his mom made for him many years ago [square + squishy = don't roll away when you drop 'em]. Figured that it was a more productive use of time than reading a magazine while his lunch cooked, and that he'd **eventually** get it.


Apparently, the trick is to start with one ball (or bag), and toss it from one hand to the other. Minimize the distance your hands travel: you're striving for consistency, the ball always traveling in the same arc, landing in the same place. Very Zen: striving for perfection in a simple action, regardless of the outcome; thinking, but not thinking (or, not thinking too hard...). Stare with soft focus, controlling your coordination with your peripheral vision.

After you've "mastered"(?) one ball -- or are totally bored, at least for **that** session -- you progress to two balls. Two-thirds of a juggle: throw one into its arc towards the other hand; then when the first ball reaches its apex, throw the second ball, aiming for just inside the first ball. Catch both.

(Gye says all of this is based on the results of a quick Google search. For the 2/3 juggle [his term?], he added the innovation of alternating the "starting" hand.)

Finally, all three. This is just like the "2/3 juggle," except that you're catching at almost the same time as you're throwing.

Gye finds that the hardest part is to keep consistency in his throwing: when there's "incoming," his tendency is to wildly chuck the ball to clear his hand for the catch, rather than maintaining a good, clean throw.


Sometimes Gye keeps track of the number of "passes" he completes [his term? standard juggling term?], and sometimes he doesn't. He counts based on the number of catches, not throws.

Anyhow, the reason he was so jazzed was that, although the first few runs were wretched (says he), he managed to complete a ten to twelve-pass! Probably a new personal-best -- although he didn't start counting until partway through, when something "clicked."

But then he couldn't replicate it.

Not bad, though, for basically a month's work. He figures the lesson is that anyone can learn any old arcane skill or talent, with patience and perseverance.


Final comment: Once he masters -- or at least, gains competence -- in juggling, Gye says his next two endeavors will be learning to ride a unicycle, and regaining his leg flexibility (he used to do martial arts, but got lazy and stopped stretching when we moved to Australia -- so he has two years worth of "seize-up").

So -- what should **I** do? Learn French? :)

Monday, March 14, 2005

TG:Jughead as GG: Archie

I guess I'm Jughead to Gye Greene's Archie. He has a lady; I don't. He has a job; I don't. I just sleep out on his veranda.

But: No big nose. And no funny hat.

Photo forthcoming

Sometime here, I'll actually post my photo... ;)

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Alan Rickman voice

Speaking of "Galaxy Quest" (the movie), from yesterday' entry...

There's a guy at Gye Greene's church who sounds JUST LIKE Alan Rickman (Dr. Lazarus from "Galaxy Quest"; Professor Snape from the "Harry Potter" movies...). SOOO cool!!!

Need to record his voice, use it in a song somehow.